Deep in the Heart of Texas

At the Houston airport baggage claim...

While waiting (a long time) for my luggage to come around on the little "luggage carwash", I hear this over the loud speaker:

"Mr. Swanson, we have your gun in the lost luggage office. Please come and pick it up at your earliest convenience... Mr. Swanson, please pick up your gun at the lost luggage office".

It was now clear...yep, I am in Texas.